Hi guys just heard from an older colleague about his experience, it's about the novice user at the beginning of pc days... Joke 1: Woman: Oh, I have a lot of problems with my VIDEO which is very slow (she talked about video but of course it was the pc being slow) so can you change my VIDEO? My colleague tried to explain her (pretty aged) that it wasn't a problem of the video, but she insisted, so he changed the VIDEO but of course the problem remained. The woman insisted about that... "Oh, it's still slow!" And my colleague, who is a joker, showed her the curvy path of the data cable on the rear of the video: "You see? Here's the reason because your video is so slow.. Bits have to brake while going to pc and drive carefully not to fall onto the floor, it's the cable The woman "Oh, should I call an electrician, and change the cable then?" My colleague "Yes, you should" Joke 2: A woman called "My pc glass coaster has broken, can you change it?" My colleague, wondering what it was, went and what did he find? She used the cd tray as a "coaster".... Well, this is really "see beyond!" :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: Joke 3: Another woman called to ask for a change of her mouse You see? she said moving it in her hand through the air, it doesn't work!!!