I just discovered the cure for LLD! Send your camera back to Nikon for repair. There's no way to lust for lenses when you don't have a camera 8). Unfortunately, the cure leaves you with a bad case of Camera-Body Depression Syndrome . It's much more painful than lens lust. The only saving grace is that it's much less costly. Eight days later, and the only information Nikon gives me is "in shop" :?.