Cash For Clunkers...I QUALIFY

Got this in email today, hope no one esle has seen this, and it’s the way I feel. I’m old and worn out. Pulled a muscle in my back this week, and can barely walk. To top it all off, last month I traded an old clunker in on a new car. A 1991 Plymouth Acclaim, but because it got 30 mpg, it did not qualify for the Cash for Clunkers program. What about me?

If My Body Were A Car...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?
But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

 

I still have this 6006. Still looks new. Clunker? I dunknow. Worthless on the market today? Probably.

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