Eulogy to 1 we love ....

Sep 11, 2006
N/W of Chicago
:wink: :biggrin:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
> entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
> yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications
> from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
> Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
> including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
> Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
> Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
> described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
> kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
> later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
> a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
> schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was
> a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model
> for millions.
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three
> children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they
> had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
> father, Pop Tart.
> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
> If this made you smile for even a brief second,
> please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and
> share that smile with someone else who may be having a
> crumby day and kneads a lift.
Dec 4, 2006
This one is one of my favorite ones...this one has been around for a long time...but I love reading it. Thanks for posting.

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