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Eulogy to 1 we love ....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Spudsbud, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. :wink: :biggrin:


    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
    > entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
    > yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications
    > from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
    >
    > Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
    > Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
    > including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
    > Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
    > Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
    >
    > Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
    > described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
    > kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
    > later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
    > a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
    > schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was
    > a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model
    > for millions.
    >
    > Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three
    > children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they
    > had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
    > father, Pop Tart.
    >
    > The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
    >
    > If this made you smile for even a brief second,
    > please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and
    > share that smile with someone else who may be having a
    > crumby day and kneads a lift.
    >
     
  2. Seneca

    Seneca

    Dec 4, 2006
    Texas!
    This one is one of my favorite ones...this one has been around for a long time...but I love reading it. Thanks for posting.
     
  3. that was a very enjoyable read
    it was nice of you to post it

    thanks
     
  4. TCandle

    TCandle

    84
    May 10, 2008
    North Texas
    Made me lol...then I had to read it to my wife....she is still laughing.
     
  5. That is definitely cute and funny! Thanks for the much "kneaded" laugh!:biggrin:
     
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