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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jarrell, Mar 28, 2007.

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  1. Jarrell

    Jarrell

    1,691
    Feb 13, 2005
    Macon, Ga.
    Yesterday I was pushing my cart around Home Depot when I collided with a young fella. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    "The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
    my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
    Wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big in the right places, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

    I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
    Jarrell
     
    Jarrell, Mar 28, 2007
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  2. Rick Waldroup

    Rick Waldroup Guest

    Now THAT is funny:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
    Rick Waldroup, Mar 28, 2007
    #2
  3. goofball

    goofball

    904
    Jan 8, 2007
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
    goofball, Mar 28, 2007
    #3
  4. Gale

    Gale

    978
    Jan 26, 2005
    Viera Fl
    ROFL
    You are to funny
     
    Gale, Mar 28, 2007
    #4
  5. Frits

    Frits

    12,515
    Mar 25, 2005
    near Montreal, Canada
    Soooooo.......did you find her?? Pictures...???
     
    Frits, Mar 28, 2007
    #5
  6. darrell

    darrell

    1,818
    Apr 30, 2006
    Marietta, Georgia USA
    That is funny Jarrell, it's one I will try to remember (difficult at my age:tongue: ) for telling.

    Now tell the truth, was your dear wife amused with this one?
     
    darrell, Mar 28, 2007
    #6
  7. TOLady

    TOLady

    14,461
    Mar 31, 2005
    Toronto Canada
    Very funny Jarrell, too bad you don't have long to live now!!! I see Carol sneaking up behind you!!! :eek: 
     
    TOLady, Mar 28, 2007
    #7
  8. MiriamJ

    MiriamJ

    2,196
    Dec 9, 2005
    High Desert, California, USA
    ROFL:biggrin:
     
    MiriamJ, Mar 28, 2007
    #8
  9. davidzvi

    davidzvi

    3,307
    Apr 30, 2005
    Massachusetts
    David
    I'm with Frits on this one.

    Hope you don't mind but I had to forward this one on.
     
    davidzvi, Mar 28, 2007
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  10. Retief

    Retief Subscribing Member

    15,248
    Jan 26, 2005
    Marysville, WA
    hmmm, I don't get it ..... does that mean I'm too old????? :confused:  :confused: 
     
    Retief, Mar 28, 2007
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  11. smccready

    smccready

    138
    Feb 24, 2006
    Sacramento, CA
    I guess this is why you should always have a camera with you, eh? :wink:
     
    smccready, Mar 28, 2007
    #11
  12. Chris Pierce

    Chris Pierce Guest

    yes! did you get any pictures of her? :) 
     
    Chris Pierce, Mar 28, 2007
    #12
  13. Jarrell

    Jarrell

    1,691
    Feb 13, 2005
    Macon, Ga.
    I'm sorry to report that I don't carry a camera on trips to Home Depot. Well, I used to not carry one.
    Jarrell
     
    Jarrell, Mar 28, 2007
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  14. greyflash

    greyflash Subscribing Member

    33,079
    Jan 29, 2005
    St. George, Utah
    I got my laugh for the day Jarrell.
     
    greyflash, Mar 28, 2007
    #14
  15. seafoxfla

    seafoxfla

    3,261
    May 1, 2005
    Miami, Fl. USA
    LOL, good one.:biggrin: :biggrin:
     
    seafoxfla, Mar 28, 2007
    #15
  16. Phyer Phyter

    Phyer Phyter

    2,254
    May 12, 2006
    Edmonton, Alberta
    I think you just answered your own question...yup yer tooooo old.:rolleyes: 
     
    Phyer Phyter, Mar 28, 2007
    #16
  17. azhiker

    azhiker

    36
    Mar 13, 2007
    Phoenix Arizona
    Off to HD I gooooooooooooooooooo.
     
    azhiker, Mar 28, 2007
    #17
  18. GeeJay

    GeeJay

    3,479
    Jan 26, 2005
    Florida
    Jarrell,

    In South Florida we see that guy's wife all the time in Home Depot... in fact they all look alike down here in this hot weather:smile:

    I'm passing your story on to my family..thanks for the good laugh,

    Gaye
     
    GeeJay, Mar 28, 2007
    #18
  19. Gunnerisac

    Gunnerisac

    1,127
    Oct 4, 2005
    Louisville, KY
    Too funny Jarrell --

    PaulC
     
    Gunnerisac, Mar 28, 2007
    #19
  20. LisaR

    LisaR Guest

    I'm rolling with laughter here ...... and I'm forwarding it on!! bwhahhahaha

    :biggrin:
     
    LisaR, Mar 28, 2007
    #20
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