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Home Depot

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jarrell, Mar 28, 2007.

  1. Yesterday I was pushing my cart around Home Depot when I collided with a young fella. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    "The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
    my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
    Wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big in the right places, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

    I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
  2. Now THAT is funny:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
  3. :biggrin: :biggrin:
  4. Gale


    Jan 26, 2005
    Viera Fl
    You are to funny
  5. Soooooo.......did you find her?? Pictures...???
  6. That is funny Jarrell, it's one I will try to remember (difficult at my age:tongue: ) for telling.

    Now tell the truth, was your dear wife amused with this one?
  7. Very funny Jarrell, too bad you don't have long to live now!!! I see Carol sneaking up behind you!!! :eek: 
  8. I'm with Frits on this one.

    Hope you don't mind but I had to forward this one on.
  9. hmmm, I don't get it ..... does that mean I'm too old????? :confused:  :confused: 
  10. I guess this is why you should always have a camera with you, eh? :wink:
  11. Chris Pierce

    Chris Pierce Guest

    yes! did you get any pictures of her? :) 
  12. I'm sorry to report that I don't carry a camera on trips to Home Depot. Well, I used to not carry one.
  13. I got my laugh for the day Jarrell.
  14. LOL, good one.:biggrin: :biggrin:
  15. I think you just answered your own question...yup yer tooooo old.:rolleyes: 
  16. azhiker


    Mar 13, 2007
    Phoenix Arizona
    Off to HD I gooooooooooooooooooo.
  17. GeeJay


    Jan 26, 2005

    In South Florida we see that guy's wife all the time in Home Depot... in fact they all look alike down here in this hot weather:smile:

    I'm passing your story on to my family..thanks for the good laugh,

  18. Too funny Jarrell --

  19. LisaR

    LisaR Guest

    I'm rolling with laughter here ...... and I'm forwarding it on!! bwhahhahaha

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