Home Depot

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Yesterday I was pushing my cart around Home Depot when I collided with a young fella. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
Wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big in the right places, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Jarrell
 
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Messages
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Location
Florida
Jarrell,

In South Florida we see that guy's wife all the time in Home Depot... in fact they all look alike down here in this hot weather:smile:

I'm passing your story on to my family..thanks for the good laugh,

Gaye
 
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LisaR

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I'm rolling with laughter here ...... and I'm forwarding it on!! bwhahhahaha

:biggrin:
 
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