Home Depot

[Jarrell]

Yesterday I was pushing my cart around Home Depot when I collided with a young fella. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
Wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big in the right places, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Jarrell

 

[Rick Waldroup]

Now THAT is funny:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[goofball]

:biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[Gale]

ROFL
You are to funny

 

[Frits]

Soooooo.......did you find her?? Pictures...???

 

[darrell]

That is funny Jarrell, it's one I will try to remember (difficult at my age:tongue: ) for telling.

Now tell the truth, was your dear wife amused with this one?

 

[TOLady]

Very funny Jarrell, too bad you don't have long to live now!!! I see Carol sneaking up behind you!!!

 

[MiriamJ]

ROFL:biggrin:

 

[davidzvi]

Soooooo.......did you find her?? Pictures...???

I'm with Frits on this one.

Hope you don't mind but I had to forward this one on.

 

[Retief]

hmmm, I don't get it ..... does that mean I'm too old?????

 

[smccready]

I guess this is why you should always have a camera with you, eh? :wink:

 

[Chris Pierce]

yes! did you get any pictures of her?

 

[Jarrell]

I'm sorry to report that I don't carry a camera on trips to Home Depot. Well, I used to not carry one.
Jarrell

 

[greyflash]

I got my laugh for the day Jarrell.

 

[seafoxfla]

LOL, good one.:biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[Phyer Phyter]

hmmm, I don't get it ..... does that mean I'm too old?????

I think you just answered your own question...yup yer tooooo old.

 

[azhiker]

Off to HD I gooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[GeeJay]

Jarrell,

In South Florida we see that guy's wife all the time in Home Depot... in fact they all look alike down here in this hot weather:smile:

I'm passing your story on to my family..thanks for the good laugh,

Gaye

 

[Gunnerisac]

Too funny Jarrell --

PaulC

 

[LisaR]

I'm rolling with laughter here ...... and I'm forwarding it on!! bwhahhahaha

:biggrin: