How many Forum members...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by pplpilot, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. Does it take to change a Light Bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

    Taken from - http://www.annoyances.org
     
  2. And one mod to lock the thread because things got out of hand.
     
  3. My presence is needed? :smile:

    ROFL :biggrin:
     
  4. Tempting... :biggrin:
     
  5. Hyper-Performance

    Hyper-Performance

    315
    Apr 11, 2007
    SW Ohio, USA
    Dave
    Don't forget the 5 making 25 posts in order to be able to purchase a new lightbulb from the classifieds
     
  6. You missed the 35 posters saying "Great lightbulb change" even though the lightbulb doesn't work all the time, is the wrong colour, and it put in upside down!! :biggrin:

    Oh ohhh, I'm ducking outta here now!!!!
     
  7. ...and frequently see their total go back down to one. (The moderators are everywhere!)

    :Whistle:
     
  8. I remember this old thing from way back in the old Usenet days....

    Some things never change!
     
  9. original.

    "Change me!"

    :Crunk:​
     
  10. LOL, How ture.:smile:
     
  11. Gee for a Moderator, He is not very bright! :biggrin: :biggrin:


    I mean his light bulb is not very bright.....phew I almost .... I know I am a dimwit :eek: :Dizzy:
     
  12. Can't object to that. :Crunk:
     
  13. Hey HEY Haaaaayyyyyy wusatpostameen?
     
  14. HappyFish

    HappyFish

    Oct 19, 2006
    and one old fart to go on about the good-ol-days when we had Speed Graphics (the camera Clark Kent used in Superman) and flash photography used a reflector the size of a small dinner plate and you carried a bag of flash bulbs and had to screw in a new one after each shot not to mention each peice of film was in its own holder ......and you went home and developed the film in the kichen sink....aaw the smell of Quick Stop...these kids will never know
     
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  15. cknight

    cknight

    663
    May 2, 2005
    Madison, AL
    That bulb is a FAKE!! The light bulb isn't even plugged into anything!!:biggrin:
     
  16. and 1 Union electrician,.. (not me ) to point out that "Bulbs" are something you plant in the Spring.... "Lamps" are an instrument that projects illuminesence : ~ ).
    Yes, that what our Sparkies say !!!

    ooops!!!! leave to a dumb fitter, (yea, me) to miss the 2 guys in the middle of the post ! my bad.
     
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