Quote Of The Day - For You Men!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seneca, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. Seneca

    Seneca

    Dec 4, 2006
    Texas!
    Quote for the day:

    'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

    So - if you give her crap,

    you will receive more **** than any one human being can handle.

    Love and appreciate the woman in your life. :biggrin:
     
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  2. LOVE IT!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
  3. I'm not sure anyone will touch that one....

    So, of course, its all true!:biggrin:
     
  4. I'll just tell you what I tell my wife: "Yes, dear." :tongue: :biggrin:
     
  5. I just gave my wife $100. We'll see what happens.
     
  6. Aggie,

    you beat me to it! Everytime I give my wife money she just comes back with a bigger bill! It's not supposed to work like that.


    On a secondary - that fist line there - well let's jsut say my mind went to a typical man place :) 
     

  7. But it's true!














    D'oh.
     
  8. Seneca

    Seneca

    Dec 4, 2006
    Texas!
    Of course it is...:biggrin:
     
  9. How true:
    Give her a couple of minutes to get ready for something and she will take half an hour :smile:
     
  10. WHEW! Walkin' on eggs here!:biggrin:
     
  11. Give her $100 and you get $200 deeper in debt!:eek: 
     
  12. Yea right!

    Yea.... right... sure sure... "Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply." I keep giving her money and it keeps disappearing... :eek:  :biggrin:

    A money pit I tell ya... a money pit... did I tell you about the coffee table?

    WHA HA HA!!!!!!! :biggrin: Sorry I got a belly laugh out of this one...
     
  13. Seneca

    Seneca

    Dec 4, 2006
    Texas!
    Methinks this is turning into a woman bashing thread. Com'on guys you know you can't live without us!:Love:
     
  14. No...not bashing it is all in good fun - of course we can't live without you - and for the record - I spend way more than her and take longer to get ready :smile:
     
  15. Seneca

    Seneca

    Dec 4, 2006
    Texas!
    I know it's fun. And for my record...we can't live without you men. :wink:
     
  16. I knew I was gonna get it :eek: ...and of course, I cannot live without you gals :Angel:
    I knew that too, ain't life grand? :Love: :Love:

    But of course it is nice to tease each other now & again...:wink:
     
  17. My wife will buy something for $500 and say that she saved me $400 as it was originally $900...:eek: 
    But I then say you could have saved me $900 by not getting it at all....

    Hey wait a moment...
    This is what I say to her when I get all that new camera gear...:rolleyes: 
    And thats what she says back to me about saving money....
    Errrr... Maybe we should forget what I just said...:biggrin: LOL...
     
  18. Seneca

    Seneca

    Dec 4, 2006
    Texas!
    Who? Where? When? ***looking around***

    Nah...we're all just havin some fun. :wink:
     
  19. Thanks for the reminder! As men, we tend to forget (often).
     
  20. Snake

    Snake

    156
    Dec 19, 2005
    Central Alabama
    Whenever my wife starts on me I just tell her,"If I had killed her the first time I wanted to, I'd be out by now". (Just a joke. She knows I couldnt live without her. Im too big a slob).
     
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