Retired Humor

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Taco, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. Should be safe with this one, I toned it down a lot.



    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example the other day the wife and I went to town and went into a shop. We were only there for about 5 minuites. When we came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. We approached him and I said Come on how about giving a senior citizen a break? He ignored and and kept on writing. I called him a dumb ___. He glared at me and wrote another ticket for worn tires. So Mary called him a ____ head. He finished the second ticket and placed it with the first one. Then he starts writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minuites. The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.:biggrin:
  2. You're bad--but I like you! I'm gonna tuck that one away and hope I can remember it when the time comes :biggrin:.
  3. Stef


    Nov 1, 2005
    Peoria, AZ
  4. ArtO


    Jun 14, 2008
    very funny!!
  5. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
  6. Walt


    Jun 12, 2008
    North Carolina
    like it.