So Far I'm A Success

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crayaco, May 9, 2007.

  1. I ran across this definition of success and so far I am a success.

    SUCCESS

    At age 4 success is ... not ****** in your pants.
    At age 12 success is ... having friends.
    At age 16 success is ... having a drivers license.
    At age 35 success is ... having money.
    At age 50 success is ... having money.
    At age 70 success is ... having a drivers license.
    At age 75 success is ... having friends.
    At age 80 success is ... not ****** in your pants.

    THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

    1. You believe in Santa Claus
    2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
    3. You are Santa Claus
    4. You look like Santa Claus
     
  2. RexRoy

    RexRoy

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    Jan 4, 2006
    New York
    lol thanks for the laugh.
     
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