Tech Support, Husband Software, version 1.0

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TomP, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. Ok, for all those that would say I am wasting bandwidth with a frivolous post, I plead guilty:smile: But what the heck, I was in really bad need of a laugh today, and this did the trick:biggrin: so i had to share it.





    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support ,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
    · Romance 9.5 and
    =C 2 Personal Attention 6.5,

    and then installed undesirable programs such as :

    · NBA 5.0,
    · NFL 3.0 and
    · Golf Clubs 4..1 ..

    Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

    · Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate.



    DEAR DESPERATE ,

    First, keep in mind,
    · Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    · Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    · If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..
    · Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    · Cooking 3.0 and
    · Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck!
    Tech Support
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 28, 2008
  2. tintingkc

    tintingkc Guest

    :biggrin: Nice!
     
  3. Renate

    Renate Guest

    Funny, I needed a laugh,

    Renate
     
  4. Glad you got a laugh, and was happy to oblige.:smile:
     
  5. kays

    kays

    89
    Aug 9, 2008
    Maryland
    I've seen the girlfriend/wife version - this version is probably funnier - as I can relate to the husband role very well. What a hoot!
     
  6. PhotogWannabe

    PhotogWannabe

    Mar 19, 2007
    BC
    I've seen this before but it's still good for a chortle. Thanks!