A buddy of mine forwarded this to me and I thought it was funny: I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!' And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?' What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.' At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: 'Can I come over?' Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I should end the conversation. I say: 'No........I'm not the kind you are thinking!!!' Then I hear the person say, nervously: 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!'