This could happen to you

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A buddy of mine forwarded this to me and I thought it was funny:


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I should end the conversation. I say:
'No........I'm not the kind you are thinking!!!'

Then I hear the person say, nervously:
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!'
 
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Moscow, Idaho
Larry Craig is our senior senator who was caught "playing footsie" with an undercover cop in a Minneapolis airport restroom stall!

But back to cell phones---- so many times I have responded to people walking down the street, apparently talking to themselves, but it is only after I say a few words that I notice the startrek contraption on their ear!

Actually what is worse, is listening in on very private cell conversations--usually at an airport--of someone with the volume turned up. Why do we talk louder on cell phones than on landlines???:confused:
 

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