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This just in from our Echeeconee Creek Bureau..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jarrell, May 29, 2007.

  1. Jarrell

    Jarrell

    Feb 13, 2005
    Macon, Ga.
    A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
    Film at 11......

    if I can find some 8 mm and if Bubba has fixed the Argus.. :Crunk:
    Jarrell
     
  2. Gale

    Gale

    978
    Jan 26, 2005
    Viera Fl
    OMG that is funny
    The bad part it may very well be true.
    Good one Jarrell
     
  3. Very good find.
     
  4. Julien

    Julien

    Jul 28, 2006
    Paris, France
    Brilliant as always Jarrell :biggrin:
     
  5. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
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