Todays Funny

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Phyer Phyter, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. The Acme Book company had searched high and low for a good salesman. On the word of one of the owners friends they hired a man with out interview. Sent him out right away as he came with some incredible referances... Top Salesman every where he went. Tom came on in the final 1/4 of the year and was blowing away the top salesman hands down and they had a full year of sales!
    The President of the company flew in just to meet Tom and congratulate him and personally hand him his bonus.
    The president calls him into the office to present him his bonus and asks him "Man oh man Tom, in all my years I have never seen a sales man as hot as you, How do you do it...What is your technique?"

    Tom stutters......We we we we we wewe well i i ii its llii liii li liik like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this. I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I I I as as as as as as as as as as as asas ask th th th th th th th th th th th th the per per per per per per per pers person i i i i i i i i i i if th th th tht th th th th thth they wo wowow wo wo wo wo wo would li li li li li li li li like t t t t t t t t to bbbbbbbbb bbbbuy a bb bbbb bbbbb bbbbb bbbb bbb book o o o o or wo wowowowo wo wo wo would ya li li li li li like m m m m e me ta ta read it to you?
     
  2. This morning's Phunnier blonde joke...

    If I've posted this here before, please accept my apologies...


    A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long fight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.


    The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.


    The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.


    "Okay, how about this, If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."


    This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.


    "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"


    The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.


    Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-Phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E- mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail.


    After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.


    The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, comes down with four?"


    Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
     
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