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Wedding Photographer Humor

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TZ250, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. TZ250


    Jul 16, 2008
    Ohio, USA
    Please tell some of the jokes that you've used as a wedding photographer, or jokes that you would like to be used. Humor can be a great tool for getting a good picture.

    I'm not a wedding photographer (I've shot three), but I like to watch the pro's.

    I'll start:
    Do you know why dogs don't make good dance partners? They have two left feet.

    A guy told his doctor that he felt like a dog. His doctor asked "How long have you felt this way?". Since I was a puppy, he said.

  2. DoJC


    Feb 14, 2008
    Aliso Viejo, CA
    Whenever someone who was a little overweight asked if my lenses added 10lbs like everyone says I told them no, I had a 10/10 lens. The inevitable question was, "What is a 10-10 lens?" I would reply it makes you look 10 pounds lighter and 10 years younger!"

    Always got a laugh out of that one.
  3. pirahnah3


    Feb 22, 2008
    people often ask me why i take so many pictures, my reply is usually i have a photographic memory.

    The looks to it are amazing but if its osmoene of an olde rage that asks you will usually get a good chuckly out of it.
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