What do a pit bull and a mother-in-law have in common?

[Vernon t]

a. They're both sound asleep.
b. I'm babysitting them both.
c. The similarities stop there. :biggrin:

Son's dog, water-skiing while I watch his adorable puppy.
Her name is Skyy....after the vodka(college, go figure).

Wife's mom, watched by me while the wife shops.
I'm bored.

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[shtarka1]

Hysterically Awesome!

 

[zapufast]

Great Shot!

I would clone your feet out of the picture.

 

[Spudsbud]

Pitbulls & Mothers...
A month ago we attended the Graduation Ceremony @ the US Naval Academy. The Commandant opened his speech about "Navy Mom's". Stating the difference between a Navy Mom and a pitbull, is eventually,... a pitbull will let go... : ~ )

 

[Vernon t]

Great Shot!

I would clone your feet out of the picture.

Yep, it's simply as-was-shot. Feet framed intentionally.
I choose it over the one without the feet FWIW.

 

[Firestorm_westy]

Great series!

btw, What is the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws?

... Outlaws are WANTED!

(Please don't let my wife or here Mother see this post!)

Paul

 

[Nuteshack]

what's the difference between a pit bull and a mother in law?

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LIP STICK

 

[Firestorm_westy]

what's the difference between a pit bull and a mother in law?

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LIP STICK

HARSH!!!!




(But Fair!)

 

[Schlitz]

Yep, it's simply as-was-shot.
Actually I choose it over the one without the feet FWIW.

I like having the feet in the picture, too. It shows that they are both pretty zonked out for you to get that close to them. Must be you wore them both out, Vernon! The last picture is really precious.

 

[Debbie H]

How funny!! Love it!!

 

[BostonRott]

I just love shot #1!!!! But of course, owning a "bad" breed myself, I love shots that show them for what they really are! :biggrin:

And being a new mom (again), #3 tugs at my heart!! :smile:

 

[Vernon t]

what's the difference between a pit bull and a mother in law


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LIP STICK

Close Nute. Close indeed.
Something once thought a joke is quite real.....witness this............


As documented in a December 1996 article from a UCLA group of researchers the most readily discernible difference between a group of 173 women suffering from PMS and a weight and hair color matched pack of 27 pit bulls(Canis Familiaris Megaferociosicusii) was lipstick usage.

Reference below:

OBSTETRICS AND GYNECOLOGY Volume 88, Number 6, December 1996 ... ... Elia, PhD, Anthony Reading, PhD, and Linda Goldman, RNP, MN Objective: To evaluate cognitive functioning in women with premenstrual syndrome (PMS) and a matched cohort of Staffordshire Pit Terriers (Canis Familiaris Megaferociosicusii) in rural Oregon.......
www.acog.org/publications/green_journal/1995-1996/OG000961.txt - 23k - 1997-08-11

 

[spalding12]

THREAD OF THE DAY.......
hysterical
please o please... don't let either your wife or your mother-in-law see THIS one... :tongue::tongue::biggrin:

 

[LindaZ]

LOL

It was very similar to our 4th of July - crashed out in-laws in the couch. fun fun...

 

[nshape]

Ha ha! That is hilarious!!

 

[LisaM]

Too funny!

I love the second shot of the dog. Pitbulls are great dogs. Not sure if they could be compared to a MIL, LOL!!!

 

[CraigK]

Howdy Vernon,

Oh My, That is Classic!!!

I almost snorted out my Coffee when this one opened up.

I think that could be a contest winner for sure!!

I am still laughing!!

Thanks, I needed that!!

 

[Nuteshack]

Close Nute. Close indeed.
Something once thought a joke is quite real.....witness this............


As documented in a December 1996 article from a UCLA group of researchers the most readily discernible difference between a group of 173 women suffering from PMS and a weight and hair color matched pack of 27 pit bulls(Canis Familiaris Megaferociosicusii) was lipstick usage.

Reference below:

OBSTETRICS AND GYNECOLOGY Volume 88, Number 6, December 1996 ... ... Elia, PhD, Anthony Reading, PhD, and Linda Goldman, RNP, MN Objective: To evaluate cognitive functioning in women with premenstrual syndrome (PMS) and a matched cohort of Staffordshire Pit Terriers (Canis Familiaris Megaferociosicusii) in rural Oregon.......
www.acog.org/publications/green_journal/1995-1996/OG000961.txt - 23k - 1997-08-11

ROTFL Vernon:smile::smile::smile:

 

[Desmond]

Yep, it's simply as-was-shot. Feet framed intentionally.
I choose it over the one without the feet FWIW.

It shows what put them to sleep in the first place !

 

[Rich Gibson]

Close Nute. Close indeed.
Something once thought a joke is quite real.....witness this............

Lucky for your wife, she'll be the beneficiary in her mother's will. :wink: