Zen

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rob, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. Rob

    Rob

    873
    Jul 28, 2005
    Truro, Cornwall, UK
    Just a couple of bits of Quasi Zen (as pronounced by Marie Osmond) philosophy. :biggrin::biggrin:

    If you think nobody cares whether you live or die, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

    Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

    Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

    Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    and my favoutrite :biggrin:

    There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither works.
     
  2. Best piece of advice I've ever gotten:

    Don't slap a man chewing tobacco.
     
  3. photographix

    photographix Guest

    very good advice!

    my faverit is i "if you think your rong. you might be right"
    ....rick
     
  4. TheBear

    TheBear Guest

    LOL... HIGH-Liraious
     
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